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Caturday Night

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Happy Caturday Night evfurryone!

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I was bored, so I decided to do a little grooming…

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Grooming is a lot of work!

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It makes me furry sleepy…

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Nite nite furiends!

Sandpaper kissies, Addycat


Lessons in Meowish (Meowish for Beginners)

Hello evfurryone! Addycat here again =^..^=
Today I would like to introduce you all to a widely spoken, but rarely known language (to humans anyway), Meowish.

Meowish is the language us cats use to commewnicate with over the internets. (Not to be confused with the supurr secret language of Purrglish, which we cats use with each other in purrson and i will NOT be cofuring in this class because… well… it’s supurr secret!)

Moving on. Im sure many of you readers have noticed that some of the words I use are spelled diffurently than you would find in a human blog. These words are part of the Meowish language and allow swift compurrehension of commewnication among cats!

The words sound furry similar to the English word it repurresents, which means that almost efurrybody can read Meowish, but kittehs seem to understand Meowish better. I think this is because if we come across the Meowish writing, we know it has been written by a cat and we will therefurr pay attention.

Cats are the far supurrior beings, so we know if a cat has written something, it must be impurrtant! The writings in English are largely ignored by cats because… well… it is written and spoken by humans. And we ALL know humans have nothing impurrtant to talk or write about, unless it has to do with noms. Or pawsibly Da Bird toys or chin scritches. (No offense to any of my human readers… The truth is the truth.)

Now, you may be wondering why I am writing a post on beginning Meowish if we cats already know the language. I was reading a great blog that I subspurribe to, Cats at the Bar, and left a comment about Meowish there. The human of that blog respawnded and seemed intpurrested in the language.  I thought maybe other humans might be intpurrested too and im sure other cats will find the topic intpurresting too!

This post is already getting long and I am furry ready fur my evening nap, so we will begin with the furst rule of Meowish fur today.

Meowish Rule #1

When writing a word, think of any cat – related words that could pawsibly be used in the spelling of that word. For example: the word pawsibly. Now, humans write this word as: possibly. In Meowish, “poss” is replaced with “paws”, because… it sounds the same and cats have paws! The “o” in the English word “for” is replaced with “u”, making the word “fur” because… cats have fur. Is this making sense, humans?

Would you like to learn Meowish? Are you cats intpurrested in observing humans learning Meowish? If so, we might start a Meowish dictionary where cats and humans (and MAYBE even some of the more intelligent barkie things) can submit words for the dictionary!

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Oh… don’t furget to go check out the kittehs at Cats at the Bar!

Trills, Addycat


The Many Names of Addycat

Hello evfurryone, Addycat here, Hijacking Meowmies blog again! (what?!?! she hasnt been writing in it anyways MOL)

Today I would like to talk about all of my nicknames. Except the ones I get called after being naughty… ahem…

I got my name because when I was a furball kitten, I was furry furry hyper. My daddy said I must have kitteh ADD… so they started calling me ADDY!

From there, Meowmie started calling me Addison and Addelina. She likes to make up many names for me… some people may think this is confusing to a kitteh but not me… I always know when she is talking to me!

Here are more names Meowmie likes to call me:

Addercatter, Addycat,  Meowser, Pretty Kitty, Adders, Addison Cattison, Addy Gato, Baby Cat, and she says ALL the time that I am the “cutest little Meowie Gato ever”.

What kind of names do you get called by your humans, or do you humans call your fur superiors?

Time fur crunchy noms and a nappie!!!


An Unexpected Visitor!

Addycat here. Meowmie woke up furry early this meowning. She opened the front door to go outside and felt something brush against her leg. She thought it was me sneaking outside… only it wasn’t!!! Someone snuck inside superfast!!!

It is furry cold outside,  and sometimes my neighbor Garfield stays out all night. He must have been fureezing because as soon as Meowmie opened that door, he rushed inside!

I don’t go outside much, but I have met Garfield out there before. He is always furry nice to me, but I’m not used to other kittehs and feel a little aggressive towards him. The last time I saw him though, I let him get close to me and we touched nosies before I hissed!

Anyways. Meowmie felt sorry for Garfield because he was cold, so she hasn’t made him leave yet. If you ask me, he’s getting a little TOO comfortable as a guest in MY house!

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He’s up on MY futon and I’m below him on the floor,  glaring.

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I guess he is a nice ginger mancat, but I hope he doesn’t get any ideas about staying furry long. And he BETTER stay away from my crunchy noms!!! Hmph!